Category: Getting to Know You
I'm a Bad American - this pretty much sums it up for me. I like big trucks, big boats, big houses, and naturally, big tits!
I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid-level governmental functionary who wants to give it away to crack addicts squirting
out babies.
I own a gun, you can own a gun, and any red blooded American should be allowed to own a gun, but if you use it in a crime, then you will serve the time.
A rubber band and a paper clip is a dangerous weapon in the hands of someone with malicious intent.
I don't care about appearing compassionate.
I think playing with toy guns doesn't make you a killer. I believe ignoring your kids and giving them Prozac might.
I think I'm doing better than the homeless.
I don't think being a minority makes you noble or victimized. I have the right not to be tolerant of others because they are different, weird or make me
mad. This is my life to live, and not necessarily up to others expectations.
I know what SEX is and there are not varying degrees of it.
I don't celebrate Kwanzaa. But if you want to that's fine; I just don't think that everyone else has to.
I believe that if you are selling me a Dairy Queen shake, a pack of cigarettes, or hotel room you do it in English. As of matter of fact, if you are an
American citizen you should speak English. My uncles and forefathers shouldn't have had to die in vain so you can leave the countries you were born in
to come disrespect ours, and make us bend to your will. Get over it.
I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry butt if you're running from them after they tell you to stop. If you can't understand the word 'freeze'
or 'stop' in English, see the previous line.
I don't use the excuse "it's for the children" as a shield for unpopular opinions or actions.
I believe you don't have to speak with a lisp to pick out a couch for your living room.
I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the
next four years.
I know how to count votes and I feel much safer letting a machine with no political affiliation do a recount when needed.
I know what the definition of lying is, and it isn't based on the word "is"-ever.
I don't think just because you were not born in this country, you qualify for any special loan programs, gov't sponsored bank loans, etc., so you can open
a hotel, 7-Eleven, trinket shop, or any thing else, while the indigenous peoples can't get past a high school education because they can't afford it.
I didn't take the initiative in inventing the Internet. I thought the Taco Bell dog was funny.
I want them to bring back safe and sane fireworks.
I believe no one ever died because of something Ozzy Osbourne, Ice-T or Marilyn Manson sang, but that doesn't mean I want to listen to that crap from someone
else's car when I'm stopped at a red light. But I respect your right to.
I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment than working at Blockbuster or Jack In The Box. In fact, if your parents are footing
the bill to put you through 4 years plus of college, you haven't begun to be enlightened.
I don't want to eat or drink anything with the words light, lite or fat-free on the package.
Our soldiers did not go to some foreign country and risk their lives in vain and defend our Constitution so that decades later you can tell me it's a living
document ever changing and is open to interpretation. The guys who wrote it were light years ahead of anyone today, and they meant what they said - now
leave the document alone, or there's going to be trouble.
I don't hate the rich. I help the poor.
I know wrestling is fake.
I've never owned, or was a slave, and a large percentage of our forefathers weren't wealthy enough to own one either. Please stop blaming me because some
prior white people were idiots - and remember, tons of white, Indian, Chinese, and other races have been enslaved too - it was wrong for every one of them.
I believe a self-righteous liberal Democrat with a cause is more dangerous than a Hell's Angel with an attitude.
I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them, but please don't pretend they are a political statement.
I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson practices, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of the problem
and not the solution. Can I get an AMEN on that one?
I think Bill Gates has every right to keep every penny he made and continue to make more. If it makes you mad, then invent the next operating system that's
better and put your name on the building. Ask your buddy that invented the Internet to help you.
I don't believe in hate crime legislation. Even suggesting it pisses me off. You're telling me that someone who is a minority, gay, disabled, another nationality,
or otherwise different from the mainstream of this country has more value as a human being that I do as a white male. Hell, if someone kills anyone, I'd
say that it's a hate crime.
I think turkey bacon, turkey beef, turkey fake anything sucks.
I like the convenience of buying oranges from a sidewalk vendor or while I'm waiting at a stop-light, and I'm pretty sure the Latin midget selling them
to me is glad she no longer lives in a refrigerator box in East LA or is sleeping in the streets of her home country.
I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two parents with the guts to stand up to the kid and spank his butt and say "NO!" when
it's necessary to do so.
I'll admit that the only movie that ever made me cry was Ole Yeller. I didn't realize Dr. Seuss was a genius until I had a kid.
I will not be frowned upon or be looked down upon or be made to keep silent because I have these beliefs and opinions. I thought this country allowed me
that right.
I will not conform or compromise just to keep from hurting somebody's feelings.
I'm neither angry nor disenfranchised, no matter how desperately the mainstream media would like the world to believe otherwise.
Cabron!
oi vey...
I don't even have the energy to reply to this correctly right now...
just...oi vey.
Hmm, I agree with some of those, and some I don't. But believing those things is certainly your right. Are you looking for a discussion on formentioned points? If so I'll go through them one by one and give my thoughts. If not, I'll just move on. Either way, an interesting read.
Oh, that's an oldie but goody. Just ran across it and had to post.
yeah, agreed with Miah, some of those sound perfectly logical, but others make no sence whatsoever.
sure, in a ideal america, where everything worked, i'm sure it'd be fine, but that's just not the way it realy is.
eutopia!!!!, Just not reality!!!!
Wow, this is very ... Sean-like. Lol, it's fantastic, and sadly, I actually agree with quite a bit of it.
hey, even i agree with some of it, but some of it just makes me want to beat you with a stick, shawn.
How conceded, how ignorant, and how much bullshit.
Bob
you said what i was mostly thinking...
Dawson, I sure hope you are kidding!
I'm waiting!!!
For what, may I ask?
Probably for the end of the world.
lol
I'm with Chelsea here. I'd have to agree with quite a bit of this too.
I'm a bad American because I don't give a shit about the government.
Dawson is waiting for the Fifties to come back, and I mean the TV Fifties, but this time it'll be real! Hahahahahaha!